Akbar Birbal Joke 1
Birbal Ko Tambaco Khaney Ki Aadat Thi, Lekin Akbar Nahi Khatey The. 1 Din Akbar Ney Tambaco Ke Khet Main Gadhe Ko Ghans Khatey Dekhker Kaha, Birbal Yeh Dekho Tambaco Aisi Buri Cheez Hai Ki, Gadhe Bhi Nahi Khatey, Ish Par Birbal Ne Kaha, Haan Hazur Sach Hai....Gadhe Tambaco Nahi Khate..........
Akbar Birbal Joke 2
Akbar : Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the. Birbal : Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
Akbar Birbal Joke 3
Sir : Birbal Kon Tha?
Student : Pta Nahi.
Sir : Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student : Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?
Sir : Pta Nhi.
Student : Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.. .
Akbar Birbal Joke 4
Akbar : Mujse Vada Kr Teri Biwi Ke Pehli Kiss muje Lene Dega.
Birbal : Vada Hujoor! Par Meri bhi ek Sart Hai.
Akbar : Bol?
Birbal : Shadi aapki Behan Se Karunga.
Akbar Birbal Joke 5
One day Emperor Akbar and Birbal drawn on paper Pancil calling from a long line and said, 'Do
something that neither crying nor erased this line may be reduced but will be smaller?
Birbal drew a second line immediately below the line the first big pull.
Birbal said: Now you have set in the small.
Akbar Birbal Joke 6
At a time, when Akbar was given a bad time by Maharan Pratap Singh's valient army and Akbar was
unable to do something to them. To make Pratap down he hanged a portrait of Maharana Pratap's
outside his lavatory.
Akbar Birbal Joke 7
Birbal was passing.... suddenly he saw the picture. Shocked at Akbar for this mean act he thought of
teaching him a lesson. When Akbar was resting in his Harem with his Rani's, Suddenly, Birbal came...
holding Akbar's pulse in his hand...
He asked ' Jahapanah ab aap ki tabiyat kaise hai?' ( How are you now ? )
Akbar said,' Kyon, mujhe kya hua? ' ( What happened to me ?)
Birbal: After seeing Maharana Pratap's portrait outside your lavatory, I thought, you probably suffer
from constipation and seeing his picture helps you in clearing your motion !!!
And Badshaah was totally balled over :-)
Birbal Ko Tambaco Khaney Ki Aadat Thi, Lekin Akbar Nahi Khatey The. 1 Din Akbar Ney Tambaco Ke Khet Main Gadhe Ko Ghans Khatey Dekhker Kaha, Birbal Yeh Dekho Tambaco Aisi Buri Cheez Hai Ki, Gadhe Bhi Nahi Khatey, Ish Par Birbal Ne Kaha, Haan Hazur Sach Hai....Gadhe Tambaco Nahi Khate..........
Akbar Birbal Joke 2
Akbar : Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the. Birbal : Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.
Akbar Birbal Joke 3
Sir : Birbal Kon Tha?
Student : Pta Nahi.
Sir : Padhai Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.
Student : Raj,Sunny,Bunty, Kon Hain?
Sir : Pta Nhi.
Student : Beti Pe Dhyan Do to Pta Chale.. .
Akbar Birbal Joke 4
Akbar : Mujse Vada Kr Teri Biwi Ke Pehli Kiss muje Lene Dega.
Birbal : Vada Hujoor! Par Meri bhi ek Sart Hai.
Akbar : Bol?
Birbal : Shadi aapki Behan Se Karunga.
Akbar Birbal Joke 5
One day Emperor Akbar and Birbal drawn on paper Pancil calling from a long line and said, 'Do
something that neither crying nor erased this line may be reduced but will be smaller?
Birbal drew a second line immediately below the line the first big pull.
Birbal said: Now you have set in the small.
Akbar Birbal Joke 6
At a time, when Akbar was given a bad time by Maharan Pratap Singh's valient army and Akbar was
unable to do something to them. To make Pratap down he hanged a portrait of Maharana Pratap's
outside his lavatory.
Akbar Birbal Joke 7
Birbal was passing.... suddenly he saw the picture. Shocked at Akbar for this mean act he thought of
teaching him a lesson. When Akbar was resting in his Harem with his Rani's, Suddenly, Birbal came...
holding Akbar's pulse in his hand...
He asked ' Jahapanah ab aap ki tabiyat kaise hai?' ( How are you now ? )
Akbar said,' Kyon, mujhe kya hua? ' ( What happened to me ?)
Birbal: After seeing Maharana Pratap's portrait outside your lavatory, I thought, you probably suffer
from constipation and seeing his picture helps you in clearing your motion !!!
And Badshaah was totally balled over :-)
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