Funny Birthday Quotes & Saying
1.Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
2. Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
3. Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
4. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that hepeople who have the most live the longest.
5. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
6. Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age
7. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
8. Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
9. About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
10. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
11. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane
12. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Larry Lorenzoni
13. May you live to be a hundred years - With one extra year to repent.
14. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
15. Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul Richter
16. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
17. I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
18. You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
19. I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
20. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
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1.Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
2. Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
3. Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
4. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that hepeople who have the most live the longest.
5. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
6. Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age
7. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows
8. Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
9. About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
10. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
11. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened. - Jennifer Yane
12. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
- Larry Lorenzoni
13. May you live to be a hundred years - With one extra year to repent.
14. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball
15. Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. - Jean Paul Richter
16. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
17. I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
18. You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.
19. I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
20. Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~Herbert Asquith
Tag : funny birthday quotes for men, funny birthday poems, funny birthday wishes, funny birthday quotes for kids
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